The Demon Lords Of The Black Order

Ohhhh my. I had this idea earlier and had to draw it. As many already know, Chi's personality change has made her have a bad attitude and be a real jackass like Kanda, her lover XDD And, well, put them together and all hell breaks loose. Literally.

Convo:

*A bunch of the exorcists are in the cafeteria of the Black Order (because I'm getting tired of writing them in the training area). At a table in the middle of the room sits Lavi, Yuu Kanda, Chihiro, Evalina Lockhart, Allen Walker, and Lenalee Lee. They're all eating and talking about different things and everything seems good. Well, at least till Lavi opens his big mouth...*

Allen: That last mission was killer. I still have a headache from all the akuma there were.

Lenalee: Yeah, it was crazy...*sighs* I wish Nii-san would give us a break but we know he can't...

Lavi: Mhm...*notices Kanda and Chihiro sitting across from him and wonders why they aren't jumping into the conversation* Hey Yuu, Chi, what did you think of the last mission?

Kanda: Don't call me that, baka usagi. *eats soba*

Chi: Screw off. *eats noodles*

Lavi: O.O Uhh..what's wrong, guys? Yuu, are you and Chi having marriage issues again? *smirk*

Kanda: *slams chop sticks on table and death glares at Lavi* WHAT DID I JUST SAY? DON'T.CALL.ME.THAT.

Chi: And mind your own freakin' business, bookman.

Eva: Lavi, just leave them alone. I think they both must be tired from the mission. I don't think it's marriage issues that's making them...

Lavi: AW, COME ON! As their friends, it's our job to cheer them up. And trust me, Eva. It's love issues, alright. I can see it in their faces...

Allen, Lenalee, and Eva: Lavi...please don't...

Lavi: *gets up from seat and appears behind Kanda and Chi, then wraps his arms around their shoulders* Now, now, you two. There's no need to be shy. If you guys are having lovey-dovey issues, all's you have to do is come to me. Dr. Lavi will make things alllll--

Kanda and Chihiro: *devil, death glare at him* WHAT WAS THAT, BAKA USAGI?

Lavi: *slightly terrified* N-Now, now...no need to get so worked up. I understand that you both probably have these bottled up emotions you've been hiding from each other and you need to let them out but come on, I'm only the therapist here.

Allen: YOU need a therapist, Lavi.

Lavi: Shut it, Allen >< Leave me to my work. *turns back to Kanda and Chi* Now, what exactly is the issue in this marriage? I know you two fight a lot. Is it because you're not happy under the sheets?

Allen: *in midst of putting food in his mouth and chokes on spoon at Lavi's words*

Eva: Oh no...Guys, I think we should go....

Lenalee and Allen: *stands up with Eva* Agreed. *runs like hell*

Lavi: *confused as to why they left* Huh. Well, who needs them! Now...*looks back to Kanda and Chi once more only to see fire surrounding them as they continue to glare down at Lavi* O___________O;;;;;; U-U-UM....HEY....GUYS.....

Kanda: *rises from seat and draws out mugen* YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT OUR PROBLEM IS?

Chi: *stands up as well and activates innocent* SEE, WE HAVE THIS PAIN IN THE ASS THAT NEEDS TO BE REMOVED....

Both Kanda and Chi: *evil smirk* LET'S GET RID OF IT RIGHT NOW.

Lavi: A-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *runs away as Kanda and Chi chase him* I-I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP~

Both Kanda and Chi: GET BACK HERE, DAMN BAKA USAGI!!!!!
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Powerful stuff. Poor Lavi XD Shouldn't have bugged them when they were eating.

Base used is from D.gray man anime. Ori base is NOT mine
Background found on Google and ISN'T MINE
Lavi, Allen, Lenalee, Kanda, and D.gray man belong to Katsura Hoshino
Chi belongs to me
Evalina belongs to